The Theocracy of The Church of E is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by PopE HErold II with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning E Spotted Walrus population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.612 billion people who follow E have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eton. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The a Follower of E economy, worth 282 trillion Ebucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,399 Ebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, The Church of E has designated Eton as its capital city, PopE HErold II has just been declared ruler of The Church of E in an international press conference, and Eism has been named as The Church of E's national religion. Crime is totally unknown. The Church of E's national animal is the E Spotted Walrus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Eism.

The Church of E is ranked 94,462^nd in the world and 6^th in Andromedia for Largest Populations, with 5.61 billion capita.